You Know You're From the Northwest When...

1. It's 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and that is deemed way too hot.
2. Anything above 80 degrees Fahrenheit is too hot.
3. You cry because the cloudless sky is too blue and not white or grey enough.
4. Utah water is just plain nasty.
5. You are still shocked to see a Mormon church building on every street in Utah and yet wonder where all the Mormon churches are when in the Northwest.
6. You look at other trees and say "look I found a bush!"

Yeah! Way too hot here in Utah!